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Here at the Joel’s Gulch top secret R&D facility our highly trained engineers are rolling out the latest advances in aircraft for individuals, developed specifically to bypass those pesky but ever so necessary minor delays…
Should be ready any day now, or as soon as people stop laughing and hit our Patreon account.
Meanwhile, for those inevitable stressful moments as we battle terrorism together in partnership with our beloved protectors at the TSA, selected airports have introduced a new therapy program…
Remember, citizens! The friendly security officers* of the TSA are your allies, working together for your safety and security! It’s best to give up a little convenience** for a lot of security! Forward***!
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*who are authorized to make you disappear, though they only do it to awful terrorists
**previously defined as freedom and liberty
***very, very slowly. One small carry-on only, please. Have your shoes, belts and laptops removed and open for inspection in advance, for your convenience.
I’m no aeronautical engineer (and no, I don’t play one on the Internet) but I guarantee you that if that motorcycle/airplane ever succeeds in going up, then coming back down won’t be an issue.
I do wonder why the builder thought that his creation needed those yellow lights in front though.
I’m told by our lead engineers that the design teams are not concentrating on getting the aircraft back down on the ground. “That part’ll happen pretty much definitely,” one remarked.
Haven’t seen anything in the news lately about their VIPR teams descending on people at railroads and bus stations – that’s a plus!