I seem to detect a…trend…

Violent Attack in Scott, Man Accused of Biting Off Chunk of Victim’s Face

Okay, I admit it. I said “Yeah, yeah,” and blew it off. Somebody explain again why shotguns are a poor choice against zombies.

Um…quickly, please…

ETA: Yes, I know this is being built up as another drug scare. Pretty sure I’m safe from the effects of bath salts. M suggests I’m immune from the effects of baths, period. Which is not true, BTW. He’s still pissed about the Ezra Pound post.

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One Response to I seem to detect a…trend…

  1. Anonymous says:

    Don’t worry.

    The CDC has issued a statement about the lack of “virus or condition which would reanimate the dead…”, so we are all safe. Or maybe their denial means it really exists……

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/technology/blog/os-zombie-apocalypse-denied-by-cdc-20120604,0,4748440.post

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