I, too, have never dismembered a goat in my life.

That business with the llama was blown completely out of proportion.

In a year when Donald Trump is the GOP frontrunner, you have to dig deep to find political news that’s considered weird. But leave it to the intrepid Libertarians to fill that void…

Libertarian Party drama: Goat sacrifice, eugenics and a chair’s resignation

Adrian Wyllie, chairman of Florida’s Libertarian Party, resigned his post Thursday to protest the party’s U.S. Senate candidate, accusing the rival of supporting eugenics and for being expelled from a cult group for “sadistically dismembering a goat in a ritualistic sacrifice.”

The dispute between the two has brewed for months, but finally came to a head after Wyllie was unable to persuade the Libertarian Party of Florida’s executive committee to publicly disavow Invictus, an adopted name that means something like “Invincible Sun Emperor.”

In other news, spokesmyn for the National Libertarian Party say they simply don’t understand why nobody takes Libertarians seriously.

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7 Responses to I, too, have never dismembered a goat in my life.

  1. Ben says:

    According to ABC news, among other things, he wants to wander in the wilderness and then return bearing revolution. My guess is that he would also expect to be made President-For-Life after said revolution. That should work out really well.

  2. Allen says:

    If he’s wearing a coriander on his head, he’s got my vote.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Do you mean colander, Allen? Coriander is a very small seed. 🙂
    Personally, I’m not voting for anyone. They are all evil and/or insane…

  4. Kentucky says:

    I dunno.

    A nicely-woven wreath of coriander on a candidate’s head does add a certain expression of earthy sincerity.

  5. Joel says:

    Laurel. It’s got to be laurel, or nothing. But only for the victor. I’m a traditionalist.

  6. guffaw1952 says:

    And people ask me why I’m not with the national party? Of course, this is no different from the other two…
    gfa

  7. Unclezip says:

    “..I know what it’s like to be treated like a wolf in a hen house.” Srsly?

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