If she scores, the universe owes me about twelve brazillion dollars.

Al Sharpton’s daughter sues city for $5M after spraining ankle

She learned at the feet of a master.

Shakedown artist Al Sharpton’s eldest child wants $5 million from city taxpayers after she fell in the street and sprained her ankle, court rec­ords show.

Dominique Sharpton, 28, says she was “severely injured, bruised and wounded” when she stumbled over uneven pavement at the corner of Broome Street and Broadway downtown last year, according to a lawsuit.

Currently on vacation in Bali, the membership director for her gadfly dad’s National Action Network claims she “still suffers and will continue to suffer for some time physical pain and bodily injuries,” according to the suit filed against the city departments of Transportation and Environmental Protection.

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9 Responses to If she scores, the universe owes me about twelve brazillion dollars.

  1. coloradohermit says:

    Maybe Claire should contact her and try for a class action type lawsuit against the whole country. I’ve also got a neighbor/friend who fell and tore the ligaments in her ankle who could join in.
    Watch your ankles folks, there’s a dangerous trend happening out there. 😉

  2. MamaLiberty says:

    Uneven pavement? For reals?

    I want to hear the hysterical laughing from the taxpayers where ever this happened. Send the little princess to the Bahamas and forget to bring her back.

  3. Claire says:

    Hey, mine was uneven pavement, too! Um, actually it was not paying enough attention to where I put my foot, but if the pavement hadn’t been uneven, I wouldn’t have been forced to pay attention. It’s not FAIR for the government to build uneven roads that force me to pay attention!

    Sue the whole country! Yeah, brilliant!

    Oh, the pain. Oh the suffering. I may never walk again. And I’m sure I’m permanently disfigured. And …

    And oh yeah, I’m writing on the blog of a guy who’s missing a leg while all I’ve got are some green and purple spots.

  4. Joel says:

    If a sprained ankle is worth 5M, what’s a broken one worth? Hell, Claire, you could buy Mali.

    And I’ll sell it to you cheap, because I’ll own the whole damn planet. I picture Joe Biden in one of those jester hats with the bells. And as for Al Sharpton’s new job…well, I’m thinking of starring him in a reality show based on The Fugitive. With the whole staff of the IRS cast as ‘the detective obsessed with his capture.’ Cool, huh? There’ll be explosions.

  5. chris says:

    in the news today (5/18/15) , but I can’t remember where I saw it… she just finished a 5 mile hike … ITS A MIRACLE… so much for the lawsuit… dumbass

  6. Joel says:

    Yeah, but imagine what she’ll be able to accomplish with an extra 5 mil in her purse. She can hire somebody else to hike for her, just for starters…

  7. Claire says:

    “Hell, Claire, you could buy Mali.”

    Mali? Mali??? Jeez, Joel. Who would want Mali at any price? If you’re going to own the whole world (and finally get that “president for life” job you keep talking about), I think you could at least sell me Bora Bora.

  8. Joel says:

    Hey, whichever. Bora Bora, Haiti, I’ll even throw in Mozambique.

    Just don’t ask for Uzbekistan, because I always wanted Uzbekistan. Not quite sure why.

    And also “Mali” is a typo, I meant to write “Bali.” Although to be honest I don’t know for sure that there even is such a place.

  9. Kentucky says:

    She’s mountain-climbing for therapy . . .

    http://nypost.com/2015/05/18/al-sharptons-daughter-hiked-up-a-mountain-on-sprained-ankle/

    . . . and the stupid just kerps on keepin’ on.

    😉

To the stake with the heretic!