There’s a union, a wonderful union, called the National Treasury Employees Union. And it represents people, hardworking people, who labor night and day in a organization called the Internal Revenue Service.
And these people, dedicated people, have been given a new task, which is enforcing all the dictates and directives that make the Affordable Care Act such a wonderful thing for all those little people out there.
For all the little people, perhaps. But for the poor frazzled IRS enforcers? Horrors! What could possibly be more unfair?
[And then an anvil, an Acme anvil, appears overhead…*]
*Note to FBI: But not in a life-threatening way…