It’s official. The loonies are running the asylum.

Good luck out there. Me, I’m instituting a ‘shoot strangers on sight’ policy, using Ian’s stuff for plausible deniability.

Believing in two genders is a ‘hate crime’ under police investigation at Catholic college

Both the police and the [Loyola Marymount] Bias Incident Response Team are investigating the stated belief that only two genders exist, male and female, as a hate crime.

So that can’t possibly turn out any way but right. Right?

But there are also threats from without. Expect a sudden surge of Venezuelan refugees, with or without DHS background checks…

Beer Becomes the Latest Scarcity in a Venezuela Crippled by Shortages

I figure when the beer runs out and people there clear their heads and look around at what they’ve been putting up with under the glories of the commie state, they’re outa there faster than they can pack. Yes of course they’ll all end up here.

Yup. You guys are pretty much toast. Me, I’m gonna spend my day rigging jerky racks to deal with the occasional tourist or trespasser. Shoot and shut up, to be sure. But shovel? Wasteful.

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6 Responses to It’s official. The loonies are running the asylum.

  1. Ben says:

    “Both the police and the [Loyola Marymount] Bias Incident Response Team are investigating the stated belief that only two genders exist, male and female, as a hate crime.”

    Perhaps better described as a “thought crime”? This is even more evidence that George Orwell was spot on in his warnings about where our society was headed. “1984” should be required reading in high school. Entirely too many people have never even heard of it.

  2. Judy says:

    How can you have a shortage of beer? If they can make hooch in the joint, Venezuelans has the ingredients to brew beer in their kitchens. Good Lord, what a bunch of panty-wastes.

  3. Eric says:

    Me, I’m gonna spend my day rigging jerky racks to deal with the occasional tourist or trespasser.

    Got a little hankering for some Long Pork do ya Joel.

  4. Jason says:

    Got a little hankering for some Long Pork do ya Joel.

    Maybe Ghost will be a bit more appreciative with the change in diet…

  5. MamaLiberty says:

    Heck, as for the college thing, look on the bright side. Maybe a few people will look at this nonsense and realize that college is the last place they want their children to go.

    Beer shortage in Venezuela? That’s got to be a total lie. Judy is correct… beer is darn easy to make, and you can use almost anything to make it. Might not taste like English brown ale, but I doubt that’s what Venezuelans were drinking anyway.

    Anyhow, I wonder how the Venezuelans will get along with the Muslims….

  6. Robert says:

    And thus was born The Legend of Joel the Cannibal. Like the Will ‘O the Wisp with A-1 sauce.

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