Chickens is so stoopid.
This guy’s gonna end up named “My Manservant Cato,” because he has taken to attacking me at every opportunity. For which he always gets a good swift kick, which always seems to come as a complete surprise.
And the best part is, he invariably attacks my lower left leg. Which is the only part of me completely invulnerable to any damage or pain likely to be inflicted by a chicken.