“The president walked quietly into the cafeteria of the school, tieless but wearing a blue jacket,” read the latest White House press pool report. “Eric Schultz accompanied him. Obama stepped to a podium and delivered his remarks, then turned quietly and walked out of the room. The room was silent as he did.
“Afterward, the motorcade drove to the Vineyard Golf Club.”
Man. When this guy takes a vacation, he takes vacationing seriously.
I’m just gonna go ahead and plan to never put myself in any situation where my only hope is rescue by Obama.