The bad thing about keeping livestock is that you can’t go away and leave them to die horribly if you feel like it. Well you can, but it’ll get you on the evening news.
Enter Joel’s Rent-a-hermit! For a low, low daily fee (or other consideration) a smelly recluse will show up in your yard, throw them some hay, and break the ice on their waterers! Joel’s Rent-a-hermit! Call today!