They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
😀 Literary allusions aside, it’s beginning to literally feel that way.
Don’t forget that our 17-year-old new enlistee could also be posted to Korea, which is still technically at war, likely since before his parents were born.
No, wait! It’s not impossible that the Korean war could have started before his grandparents were born!
What Ben said. Starting in 1967 US servicemen could be posted to the Korean War Theater, which made them eligible for VFW.
Starting in 1962 US servicemen could be posted anywhere in the world under the Cold War, especially in Europe.
Nothing new under the sun.
Even freakier, if one considers WWII as just a continuation of WWI (which in many ways it was) then anyone born in 1931 or 1934 was born into that extended war.
Okay, technically true. I’m just barely old enough to be the enlistee’s grandfather and Korea started 4 years before I was born.
Hasn’t been a real shooting conflict in a really long time, though. Afghanistan never stopped. America’s been liberating that country almost twice as long as Russia ruthlessly oppressed it.