For lo, he is annoyed with your entire species.
The War on Rodents marches on.
That’s the second from the powershed, for eleven in total. Gone are the days when I thought these things had substantial non-negotiable territories and that my troubles were only being caused by two or three rats. There is some evidence I’m having an effect on their activities, but no support at all for any hope that I’m going to run out of rats soon.
They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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And neither shall he keep.
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If by soon you mean within the next 383 years, probably not. You could set 200 or so traps at a time. That would move things along. But then there are all those rodents out in the desert marching toward the Gulch because they heard there’s lots of food and warm places to live.
heh. its never-ending. You are relieving the population pressure on them, so they will breed more. Same with me and squirrels (aka bush tailed tree rats). I once calculated (using forest service statistics) that my 4 acres could produce about 90 squirrels/year. I kept score one year, and nailed 80. And that wasn’t hunting them per se, just shooting them off my porch.
Yes sir… I shot every rabbit I could see from my deck, each morning for over a year – usually three to five of them. There were just as many rabbits around at the end of that time as there had been to start with. I haven’t shot any in months, and there are about the same number each morning. Now I just plan to shoot for moving target practice and know I’ll never run out of targets. 🙂 Rabbit control, not so much.
Squirrels (and Rabbits) are edible, no? Sounds like a steady supply of free-ish foodstuffs!
Not sure Joel would want to try that approach to *his* rodent problem though.
“he is annoyed with your entire species.” If my high school biology teacher is to be believed, you are actually annoyed with the Order Rodentia, which has a shitpot* of species. We must contemplate genocide on a grand scale here.
Time to try that rotating bucket trap gizmo?
* “Shitpot” is a scientific term meaning “many”.
No, I’m mostly torqued off at packrats in particular.
You giving those to the chickens? Chickens will eat ’em.
IJH, in some cases, doing so may cause chickens to become cannibals. Don’t know why that would be, but I’ve seen it happen.
Yeah, I don’t mind if they eat an occasional mouse. But a serious meat diet sounds like a bad idea. Rhode Island Reds can be violent enough without reminding them their grandmothers were velociraptors.
There is archeological evidence that the ancient Indians in the area ate pack rats.
I think the lack of rat and marmotte in the diet is one of the reasons why humans can live healthily in an area where bubonic plague is endemic in the wildlife.
The little buggers are full of hemhoragic diseases, and places where they are on the menu (Africa, and parts of central asia) the locals do end up dying of nasty stuff like that.
On squirrels and rabbits I concur… They are a tasty vermin! A bit of work to get your meat from them, but good Michigan squirrel is one of my absolute favorite wild meats. Woodchuck comes in just behind them, and have the benefit of a better meat/work ratio. In my general area though that calculation is still dominated by white tail…
I havent eaten rat yet, so I think I will pass on that.
“I havent [knowingly]eaten rat yet”
Fixed it for you 😉
Export ’em to China where they are a delicacy. Not sure what a one-way steamship ticket would cost, though.