Needed to work on the Shit-Shoveling Song…

Tam’s got her fun show song, so clearly no blog can succeed in the modern market without its own theme song.

Since the management and staff of TUAK don’t get many chances to attend gun shows, this one seems more appropriate…

Follow the bouncing horseapple!

Follow the bouncing horseapple!

Here we go shit shoveling across the dusty plain
Here we go shit shoveling in sunshine and in rain,
Horses shit – Constantly!
And that’s very good for me!
For it keeps me in flour, rice and beans from day to day
Yes it keeps me in flour, rice and beans!

I am not a beggar living on a ruler’s dole
Or working in an office in a grey upholstered hole
Raise your tails, ladies, do!
And I’ll scoop behind you too!
For you keep me in sugar, coffee, cigarettes and brew
Doggie snacks, propane, cigarettes and brew!

Finance for a cedar rat is always day-to-day
And paying jobs are precious, for they quickly go away
So the best thing, of course!
Is the excrement of horse!
For it keeps me in all the things I need to make my way
Yes it keeps me in everything I need!

Thank you, you’re wonderful, I’ll be here all week. Try your waitress, and tip the veal.

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8 Responses to Needed to work on the Shit-Shoveling Song…

  1. Buck says:

    You are bored….aren’t you?

  2. Joel says:

    Maybe just a little…

  3. Thanks for a much need smile. I’m going to have to remember the last line, and steal it. :-)

  4. KA9VSZ says:

    Is this the result of the heat wave or the the result of the end of the heat wave? And does this mean your laptop is no longer in imminent peril?

  5. Mr Galt says:


    Awesome! You need to copyright that ditty quick.

  6. Jimmy says:

    Ummm – to the tune of …. what?

    Am I the only one who doesn’t know that tune? And if you can get Goofy to sing it, I guarantee it will go viral.

  7. Joel says:

    Oh, sorry. It’s to the tune of the Wassail song.

  8. MamaLiberty says:

    It would seem you are remaining well hydrated. :) And feeling better. This is good.

To the stake with the heretic!