Not the easiest $20 I ever made…

It’s a crummy day here at Joel’s Gulch, overcast and cool and blow you on your ass windy, and the boys and I were resigned to just hanging around the Lair when the phone rang. Neighbor D asked “You want to make $20?” Seems another neighbor had sold a bunch of railroad ties, lined up two burly young men to move them for her, and then one never showed. Immediate opening, pays twenty bux.

Sigh – okay. We also walk dogs, I guess. Beggars can’t be et c.

Railroad ties. 20 of them, to be precise. You know how much a railroad tie weighs? How did those guys ever build a transcontinental railroad without cranes? I’ve never in my life been so happy to see dry rot. But the old one-legged guy kept up with the burly guy to the end – in fact I daresay I set the pace – and if my head was aching and my back was singing soprano by the end he didn’t have to know about it. We got 20 ties neatly stacked on a trailer and I got paid, and now for lunch. I may not have a lot of it, but I’ve still got it.

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2 Responses to Not the easiest $20 I ever made…

  1. Ben says:

    Employment is where you find it.

  2. Tahn says:

    Them dang things are HEAVY Joel. My hats off to you.

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