Oh, get a load of this…

Husbands Are Deadlier Than Terrorists

Because guns, of course. The unbiased journalists at the New York Fishwrap strike again.

Last year Americans were less likely to be killed by Muslim terrorists than for being Muslim, according to Charles Kurzman of the University of North Carolina. The former is a risk of approximately one in six million; the latter, one in one million.

Above all, fear spouses: Husbands are incomparably more deadly in America than jihadist terrorists.

And husbands are so deadly in part because in America they have ready access to firearms, even when they have a history of violence. In other countries, brutish husbands put wives in hospitals; in America, they put them in graves.

I just don’t understand why hoi polloi don’t want these solons in charge any more…

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4 Responses to Oh, get a load of this…

  1. Phil says:

    The obvious lesson here is not to piss off your husband.

  2. Ken Hagler says:

    I’d suggest that cars are deadlier than husbands, but the Slimes writers probably don’t want the peasants to own cars either.

  3. Joel says:

    They’re from New York, Ken. They don’t know anybody who owns a car.

    Probably think the whole notion is as outlandish as wanting to own a gun.

  4. Bill T says:

    The author of this article has obviously never met my wife.

To the stake with the heretic!