Protecting the innocent, one dead child at a time

NATO officials confirm: While enforcing the Libyan no-fly zone, a NATO warplane fired upon a house that was clearly preparing for takeoff. By the wildest coincidence, the house just happened to be piloted by Muammar Gaddafi and a whole bunch of his family.

Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, the youngest son of Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, and three of his grandchildren have been killed in a NATO air strike, a Libyan government spokesman said.

Gaddafi and his wife were in the Tripoli house of his 29-year-old son, Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, when it was hit by at least one missile fired by a NATO warplane late on Saturday, according to Libyan government spokesman Moussa Ibrahim.

Gaddafi’s magic anti-missile forcefield still seems operational; its a shame he didn’t buy one for his kids.

Y’know – If you’re gonna assassinate a foreign head of state, just do it fergoshsake and stop taking it out on his kids. At this point it’s hard to believe the guy’s got any family left; he must have bred like a tribble when he was younger.

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3 Responses to Protecting the innocent, one dead child at a time

  1. Matt says:

    Pretty soon Gaddafi will disappear, be delcared dead, buried at sea and everyone will swear to it.

    Another one of those, why are they doing this moments.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Well, it’ll be easier to fake the death face photo this time.
    He already looks photoshopped to death.

    Buck

  3. Anonymous says:

    UMMM When he goes Tango Uniform, I want a couple of his bodyguards sent to guard me, please.

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