Public schools have gotten stupider since my tour of’em…

Via Wendy McElroy comes the story of an entire city school system deciding that, since stupid and stupider was so fun, they’d just firewall the throttle and see what stupidest felt like.

Student Issued 10-Day Suspension For “Liking” Instagram Photo Of An Airsoft Gun

Stupid:

[Redacted], a seventh grader at Edgewood Middle School, was slapped with a 10-day suspension after the school somehow found out the boy liked this photo of an airsoft gun on the social media platform:

Stupider:

On Friday, the school sent an email to parents that said:

Yesterday evening school officials were made aware to an alleged threat of a student bringing a gun to school. We act on any potential threat to student safety swiftly and with the utmost importance. This morning, the alleged threat was addressed and we can assure you that all students at Edgewood Middle School are safe and school will continue as normal. Thank you

Stupidest:

Edgewood City Schools Superintendent Russ Fussnecker explained why the school issued a suspension and possible expulsion for Zachary, reports WLWT5:

When you’re dealing with school districts nowadays and there are pictures of guns, regardless of the kind of gun it is, it’s a gun. And there are certain images or words, I can’t determine if that’s playful or real. And until I can get to an investigation, I have to look into it, those students have to be removed.

I’m here for all students. And at the end of the day, and I’ve said it time and time again, parents will forgive us for certain things. They’re not going to forgive us if their kid doesn’t come home. They’re just not. And it’s difficult to even think about it, but it happened 10 minutes up the street almost.

I cannot just turn my head and act as if, well, I think it may have been playful and take the chance that something happens. I can’t take a chance.

My god.

Y’know…for years, I’ve avoided and even discouraged use of the word “sheeple.” But sometimes…

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2 Responses to Public schools have gotten stupider since my tour of’em…

  1. Ben says:

    Anywhere you see the bureaucratic term “Zero Tolerance” you can be sure that human reasoning has been replaced by some sort of rigid written policy. Idiotic outcomes are certain to follow.

  2. JerryN says:

    Here’s an idea that would shut 100% of bureaucrats, 98% of politicians, and 94% of talking heads the f* up, and pay down the national debt in about twelve weeks:

    $10,000 fine anytime some says “at the end of the day” — payable directly to the Treasury.

    My blood pressure goes up 15 points every time someone uses it.

    Reminds me of right after Newt Gingrich led the Republicans to win the House with the Contract to Lie to America, and no one could start a freaking sentence without “I would submit that…”

To the stake with the heretic!