QoD: “If only we had common-sense controls on Jack Russell Terriers” Edition.

In re I’ve only got a hammer, and every yapping dog looks like a nail to me

Okay. Short quiz: When’s the last time you felt your life was endangered by a Jack Russell terrier? A. Absolutely freaking never; are you kidding me? B. Once, when one was riding on the back of a charging Rottweiler. C. There was that time my ex tried to stuff a Jack Russell terrier down my throat; that was scary. D. When I worked for the government; after all, that dog weighed 12 whole pounds! It was a menace, I tell you! A menace!

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4 Responses to QoD: “If only we had common-sense controls on Jack Russell Terriers” Edition.

  1. MamaLiberty says:

    Indeed… next they’ll be terrified of toddlers. Oh wait…

  2. Robert Evans says:

    You know why cops shoot dogs? Same reason a dog licks his ‘nads. Because he can.

  3. Matt, another says:

    When I delivered newspapers as a kid, I found a quick kick with a tennis shoe or swat from the rolled paper deterred those small dogs. Bigger dogs required wearing boots. Then again, I was just a kid making an honest living not an officially sanctioned oppressor.

  4. Joel says:

    Someone pointed out once that there has never been a recorded incident of a mail carrier shooting a dog – or being seriously injured by one. And they’re required to walk into peoples’ yards day after day unarmed, dog or no dog. In case of real danger the carrier has the option of refusing to deliver the mail until the dog owner gets the beast under control, but he may not shoot it. And while that has been the cause of innumerable dog-and-mailman jokes, it has never ended very badly for either party.

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