Remember that old rule about no religion or politics at the table?

Well, now forget it. For some reason this year there’s been a real emphasis on ‘winning Thanksgiving dinner debates.’ This mostly comes from the lefties, who unaccountably haven’t yet declared Thanksgiving an inappropriate cultural appropriation, or racially insensitive or something, though the writers on the right wing of the carrion bird are willing to play. This morning I read that Her Satanic Majesty has now decreed that these debates shall henceforth be mandatory.
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Checking my supply of brain bleach and then clicking the link so you don’t have to, I acquired this essential resource…
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Oops, no, it turns out I most certainly did not. Oh, hell no. So instead I traitorously went to the house of one of her many deadly enemies and read about it…

After you enter your email address you are first offered the option to donate to her campaign. If you decline and close the window you are emailed a link to post on her campaign website entitled, “How to win a Thanksgiving debate with Republicans: Tips from Hillary Clinton’s communications team.”

The post is subtitled, “Talking points for the conservative cousin who wants to know if Hillary wears a wig,” a reference to stories popularized by Matt Drudge that Hillary Clinton wears a wig on the campaign trail.

So what does Team Hillary think will win debates with GOP family members? The post starts, “Thanksgiving dinner inevitably comes with a side of uncomfortable political conversation. Christina Reynolds, Hillary’s deputy director of communications, is here to help with some answers to your FAQs (Family’s Awkward Questions).”

First on the list of FAQs is the wig question. “Rush Limbaugh says Hillary Clinton wears a wig. Is that true?”

The answer:

Read on if you care about the answer to this and other vital questions. They’re all about Herself, of course, and they’re all oddly defensive.

It didn’t strike me as the product of a campaign that thinks it’s going to win. But maybe that’s just wishful thinking.

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5 Responses to Remember that old rule about no religion or politics at the table?

  1. Judy says:

    I take it liberals/SJWs don’t have a clue what goes on during a conservative/red-neck Thanksgiving celebration. I guarantee, not a soul is discussing politics. We are too busy eating and having a good time. Politics and religion aren’t discussed outside your own home.

  2. Ben says:

    I’m with Judy on this one. I don’t remember any “no politics discussion at supper” rule in my family. There was no reason for such a rule because we rarely discussed politics. Of course, back then we were born into our parent’s politics, so there wasn’t much to debate.

  3. Buck says:

    So I’m to be defeated in my debate with a gun hater by Hitlery’s wigs…….oh….she wins. Show me to the next buyback…..

  4. MamaLiberty says:

    My gentleman friend came to have dinner with me, and we agreed not to discuss politics at all… because we didn’t want to spoil our appetite. We’re each preaching to the choir anyway, so it’s pretty much a waste of time to talk current events. But in any case, neither of us could stomach talking about Clinton or Obozo.

    Instead, we shared stories of our more or less dysfunctional families and favorite (or not) relatives. We had a ball. And ate too much… naturally.

    I wouldn’t take Clinton’s advice about the best exit from a building engulfed in a five alarm fire…

  5. Paul X says:

    It’s a rare pleasure to be hectored by a self-serving politician. We peons really ought to appreciate our rulers more.

    Unfortunately no politics was discussed this afternoon. I guess we just forgot about it. Shame on us!

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