In other news, planet Earth was destroyed over the weekend by a massive singularity brought about by a cosmic overconcentration of self-righteous hypocrisy. Film at … well, never.
‘Those of you who have a lot of shoes know having a closet full of shoes doesn’t fill up your life. Living a life of substance can. Substance through your service.’
Examples of “service” from her own life mentioned in the speech seem to have been confined to conducting lots of interviews while growing extremely rich. By that standard, her threshold of “service” doesn’t seem to be very high, but that’s none of my business.