Say hi to God, and tell him Joel sends his regards.

Don’t worry about Michael Bloomberg. He’s okay.

“I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”

I agree, Mr. Mayor. You have indeed earned your place in heaven, whatever it may turn out to be.

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4 Responses to Say hi to God, and tell him Joel sends his regards.

  1. Gee. If Bloomie’s gonna be in heaven, I’d like to reserve a place in hell.

  2. Robert says:

    Apparently, democracy means getting your way despite the Constitution and that pesky freedom idea that other people stubbornly cling to.

  3. razorbacker says:

    The funny thing is, Bloomers assumes that heaven is like a trendy restaurant, and the headwaiter will of course know who he is.

    If is really is such, fuck ’em. I ain’t goin’.

    I’ll bet, once he’s seated, he’ll find the fare somewhat distasteful.

    I don’t always really believe; but I believe that if God is and is paying attention that certain souls will burn.

  4. Matt says:

    Bloomfield is like most Elites. He doesn’t understand that our constitution helps keep “democracy” fro getting out of hand. On the one hand it keeps the elites from using money and guns to crush and subjugate the rest of us. On the other hand, it keeps the rest of us from passing laws that would allow us to crush and subjugate Elites. If the proliterieate has all the guns and 51 percent voted to confiscate all the funds and goods of that 1percent, then Democracy would triumph.

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