This could explain a lot. I’ve always had cats…

Maybe I should section my brain this evening and check it for parasites?

Compared with uninfected men, males who had the parasite were more introverted, suspicious, oblivious to other people’s opinions of them, and inclined to disregard rules.

Hey, Click! C’mere and lemme lick your nose. I need more of that.

ADDED: Click says no. Not only no, but hell no.

Anybody got any iodine?

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4 Responses to This could explain a lot. I’ve always had cats…

  1. Seems like a good parasite to me also! Heeeeere kitty kitty….

  2. Anonymous says:

    Don’t section your brain, prick your finger! (30 bucks)
    http://www.oral-aids-test.com/home-test-kits/std-tests/rapid-toxoplasmosis-test-p-13

    -s

  3. Don says:

    Hmmm…reclusive hermit, tends to self-sufficiency, rejects authoritah, and wants iodine.

    Yep, definitely a terrorist. Launch the black helicopters.

  4. MamaLiberty says:

    Somehow, I don’t think it’s quite that simple. I know someone who’s always had a house full of cats… and he’s a very social, liberal. Back to the drawing board. :)

    In any case, Iosol iodine drops are very good for you.

To the stake with the heretic!