We have a new holiday!

Via Claire, so far it’s only in Illinois. So far.

Elementary schools will need a new curriculum plan to teach kids how this blessed new commemoration can best be celebrated. But I’m sure they won’t find that difficult. They’ve been working on it for ten years.

Sing along! While it’s still voluntary.

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2 Responses to We have a new holiday!

  1. feralfaeIlo says:

    I think I am going to be sick. **

  2. Note the first one came on a Saturday, so no one would notice (I know I didn’t).

    Claire didn’t need to bold type the line to emphasize the bill was signed by Republican Gov Bruce Rauner – our “Republican” gov also signed a bill for abortions to be funded with tax dollars for the first time ever, too. Goes well with the tax increase, tho.

    I’ll be surprised if he gets over 30% in the November election.

To the stake with the heretic!