Where have you gone, Efrem Zimbalist Jr? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Hey, you know that guy who shot up that gay nightclub in Orlando? And how his wife was maybe an accomplice? The FBI didn’t want to disturb her in her grief, you know, because she’s Muslim and all and they’re kind of touchy. But finally the Bureau thought maybe they should have a little chat if she could find the time.

But now they can’t find her.

Perhaps the department needs more funding, that always seems to do the trick.

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7 Responses to Where have you gone, Efrem Zimbalist Jr? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

  1. MamaLiberty says:

    Well gosh, how interesting. But since the FBI, etc. doesn’t seem to know where their own guns are half the time, maybe they left her in a bathroom somewhere…

    And maybe this is just part of a hoax. Or something. I’m losing interest fast…

  2. Ken Hagler says:

    Maybe she was the FBI informant.

  3. MJR says:

    OK seriously, if it looked like you were going to be hauled in because of something your other half stupidly did and it looked like they were looking for a fall guy wouldn’t you run too?

  4. Joel says:

    No, hell no. Not for something this notorious. I would sit still, keep my hands in plain sight, lawyer WAY the hell up and then practice my “very very innocent” face.

    Unless I could easily be proven guilty, in which case I would run far and fast and lay very low.

  5. MamaLiberty says:

    Why of course she’d run and hide. That’s a given. I thought it might be important, you know, part of the job for the FBI and so forth to hang onto her. But I guess not. They seem to be having fun doing the keystone kops routine. But if she manages to do a jihad Jane thing somewhere else, I think it won’t be too amusing. Or they can cover that up too. Whatever.

  6. Mark Matis says:

    Good ol’ Shrub II did the same with a bunch of Saudis after 9/11. And the FedPig swill did jack shiite then as well.

    The stench is overwhelming. And it smells like pig.

  7. Buck says:

    First post in the comments: “the joos dun it”.

To the stake with the heretic!