White male non-college graduates: We love you, Nancy Pelosi

Like we love hookworm and flesh eating bacteria…

Yup. Lemme just put down my banjo and stop ass-raping this tourist long enough to go ahead and admit it. If I weren’t such a sexist, bigoted ignorant religious fanatic of a homophobic gun hugger, I’d probably vote for Hillary in a heartbeat. (scratches belly)

If Nancy had added something unpleasant about my fashion sense and my breath and my habits of drinking booze from mason jars and forcing female chickens into slavery, she’d have described me like we were in the same room. Not that we’d ever agree to be in the same room.

Geez. I just can’t believe how close to the voters this woman is. How does she do it?

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3 Responses to White male non-college graduates: We love you, Nancy Pelosi

  1. Kentucky says:

    “God is the woman’s right to choose”???????

    Man . . . that’s the biggest stretch since Rosie O’Donnell pulled on her yoga pants.

  2. Judy says:

    All I can say is, she is a sorry excuse for a human being and she embarrass the hell out of me because we are of the same gender.

  3. IM Jones says:

    What Judy just said.
    But then as I think about it, actually I am not sure she is a human being any longer. At this point, she is merely an automaton of the crumbling darkness. Her scripting was flawless, but the message was entirely flawed.

    and truly, G*d has noting to do with this stuff. She is busy keeping the Galaxies spinning or something like that.
    Be amused. Be very amused. 🙂

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