I’m just checking. It’s an important factoid that seems to have escaped the people currently pushing the “white males are sick, evil gun-huggers” meme.
Yes, it’s true I have a small penis and that’s why I carry a massive, hard, powerfully thrusting, sensually satisfying rifle everywhere I go. But that’s just me. It’s not because I’m white. In fact, every white male I know (around here, anyway) not only permits but encourages everyone on his plantation, women and minorities included, to own and carry firearms. Mine often shake theirs at the sky while singing spirituals in the evening. I’m not sure why.
Honestly. I don’t really mind the “compensating for a small penis” thing, I’ve heard that for decades and it’s just noise now. But the “racism/sexism/tool of the patriarchy” thing is newer, and still quite annoying. Since its ability to annoy is probably the only reason the gun grabbers slather it on so thickly, it also strikes me as childish.
Wow. I couldn’t make myself read the entire piece of drivel. I wonder what the so-called author would do if he(?) called 911 and the responding officer were…y’know, nevermind. Not worth it. BTW Joel, your small-penis compensation sentence was a well-turned phrase.
“You won’t find anyone willing to dare say it much in the media” — What??? Does the person who wrote that actually see the media?
Sure would like to see the person who would spout that “allowed” bullshit around me. But then, they’d probably never open their mouth after seeing the big, black gun on my hip. Tends to inhibit a lot of nonsense…
I do enjoy the bug eyed stare when they first see it, however..
I know, I’m strange.
Retard, actually I apologize people with real learning disabilities actually have more common sense than the idiot that wrote that piece of toilet paper. Wait no even toilet paper has a use. I never gave gun control laws much thought because I generally find government intrusion vile. However Mas Ayoob once posted a podcast he did on his blog at backwoods home mag and he explained how all gun control laws affect the poor and minorities the most. So this shite is actually responsible for disarming the poor minorities.
I guess I’m just screwed beyond any hope. No penis and a preference for small guns. Poor poor me.
At least my compensation is small enough to carry. Some people are so dickless that they have to hire somebody.
Kel @ 8:42am wins the internet.