Women can’t carry guns.

CNN says so, and they’re experts.

My god, it’s all so simple now. What a fool I’ve been! Of course only mass murderers can carry guns in schools. This is humiliating. Why didn’t I see it before? It’s impossible for women to carry guns! So we should just relax and learn to love the omnipotent police state.

Now if only I could explain all those gun-carrying women I know…

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7 Responses to Women can’t carry guns.

  1. Robert says:

    I guess that means kilts are out, too.
    Do these mouthpieces get paid proportionally to the inanity of their statements?

  2. M says:

    I feel the deep need to saunter off and make someone a fecal Sammich’

  3. Mike says:

    The endless fucktards on TV are amazing.

  4. Tamara says:

    I wonder what his last score on the FBI Qual course was? Mine was a 95%, but I’d been shooting all day and was pretty tired.

  5. Kentucky says:

    And another chain store sells us out . . .


    Their sister store Field & Stream still lists the Ruger Mini14, but I’d not buy one from them on a bet.

  6. Anon says:

    Perhaps he should have a word with Jean Assam………

  7. Judy says:

    I can’t/won’t carry a gun cause I’m a girl?!?! Really!? What an Effing sexist comment.

To the stake with the heretic!