I checked to see if this article was a parody, it’s that perfect.
A serial rapist was killed by a runaway trailer while distracted by pornography on his cell phone in Tennessee – just half a mile from where he terrorized numerous women in the 1990s.
Kevin Jordan, 55, was walking along the sidewalk just a block from his home in Memphis when the 15-foot trailer smashed into a fence and struck him in the 3700 block of Park Avenue on Wednesday, authorities said.
Witnesses said police told them the convicted felon had been watching pornography on his phone – and had failed to notice the vehicle coming at him until it was too late.
Moments later he was reborn as a bacterium in the gut of a small dung beetle gathering material in front of the left rear wheel of a rolling Somali technical. “How did I get here?” he briefly wondered.
“Moments later he was reborn as a bacterium in the gut of a small dung beetle gathering material in front of the left rear wheel of a rolling Somali technical. “How did I get here?” he briefly wondered.”
Oh I love that!
Karma’s a bitch and ain’t it great.
“Police are investigating Wednesday’s incident. The driver pulling the trailer has not been charged.”
…. but the neighborhood is taking up a collection to put his children through college.
😀
What goes around comes around… nice.