…now I’m a bit nauseous.
.@redsteeze If I paid somebody $250k for an appearance, there better be monster trucks, laser light show & a jumbotron wet t shirt contest
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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Well yea… But by the same token, please refrain from posting pictures of yourself modeling your Speedo bathing suit. (And I promise to do the same.)
You know that’s precisely the sort of challenge I can rarely resist, right?
Fortunately for us both I don’t possess a swimsuit.
Oh but we know where to send your new Speedo…You’ll probably get at least a half dozen. You can send one to Ben and then post side by side photos of the two of you. Betcha your readership triples that day. And have a wonderful photo for your 2017 Joels Gulch calendar.
“readership triples that day.”
And flatlines thereafter.
Sorry, no.
This is as close as you get, and even that was a weak moment.
Just adjust your thinking about Hillary in a wet t-shirt to Hillary with a wet t-shirt wrapped around her head fixing to walk in front of the monster truck while the laser show temporarily blinds the driver…on the jumbotron of course
There are many attractive, older women out there – Mrs. Clinton is NOT one of them!
(politics aside)
SHEESH!
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Neither is Madeleine Albright, guffaw1952.