Park Service director blames threat of terrorism for closing Mall during shutdown
The National Park Service director told Congress on Wednesday that he had to shut down the open-air memorials on the Mall during the government shutdown because of terrorism, saying that closing them was the only way to protect them “in a post-9/11 world.”
Director Jonathan B. Jarvis also said his agency had received intelligence showing an increased threat of danger since the shutdown began — though he would not tell two House committees what those warnings were.
I’m snickering over here.
Could you check the exhaust hangers while you’re under that bus, Mr. Jarvis? I thought I heard a little rattle.
And they keep insisting that they really do want people to trust them… and are so hurt when nobody does. Ahuh.
Well…they were right. The same group of terrorists who assaulted Europe on D-Day hit the Mall and pushed the poor security goons…errrr….guards around like they owned the place. Who knew those wheel chair tires and aluminum walker posts with the tennis ball feet could hurt the instep so much? Ouch. Then another bunch stole to all important “don’t recreate here” Barry-cades and returned them to their rightful owner.
Terror lurks, dude.
Sexual penetration apon him! Sans lubrication!
Too bad Obammer voters spent that whole period monkeying around on their porches instead of recreating. Jeez, I hope that isn’t too subtle.