Yes, please.

This is a wonderful idea. You should get right on this, Mr. Bal, and so should all your friends. Further, I would count it a personal favor if you would consider boycotting my state first.

I propose that people like me who deplore gun violence take our country back from the gun lovers. We can do that by using economic sanctions against states that allow the gun lobby to write the laws. How? By never moving to these states, by moving out of these states and by never vacationing in these states.

Absolutely. The time for this idea has come.

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7 Responses to Yes, please.

  1. czechsix says:

    I’ll have to agree that Bal is a genius with this concept. Where can I donate? There’s gotta be an org somewhere that’s devoted to relocating people like him to more harmonious locales. If it’s a forcible relocation organization, I might be interested in donating more, too.

    Just sayin’…….

  2. Imagine that! I thought I was doing hippie vegan trustifarian poets a favor when I avoided Berkley and left them in peace. Alas no! I’ve really been boycotting them and apparently they sorely miss me showing up to deplore their life choices.

    I’ve definitely learned something here. A fellow who thinks avoiding people and places that annoy him is a “movement” is seeing a wavelength I’ve never noticed. When us loathsome gun toting Neanderthals are deprived of his company we’re sure to be sorry. Oh woe is us; how shall we endure the rampant peace and quiet?

  3. Stephen says:

    Most of Florida yells, “Hell yes.”

  4. MamaLiberty says:

    There ought to be a brochure on this idea so I could send one to each of the would be slavers in the state legislature! And yes, I’m sure many folks here would be glad to donate to a relocation fund to send them to gun free zones in the east (don’t think even our gun haters would like it in California). Problem is, they’d have to sign some sort of guarantee that they would never try to come back – with some sort of teeth in it, of course.

    I know… “Trespassers will be shot! Survivors will be shot again!”

  5. czechsix says:

    Oh, the sweet irony if this could be done under 501(c)(3)….muahahahahahahha

  6. james says:

    I can absolutely get behind this idea. It would be fantastic to not be around that kind of people ever again.

  7. Buck. says:

    Oh yes, please do. I beg it. I implore them to do so. That way, I can move and never fear being followed like happened in Colorado.

To the stake with the heretic!