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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Monthly Archives: October 2017
Ay, ’tis a sad day.
Mourn with me, brethren and sistren… I’ve probably had these jeans 20 years. Didn’t actually wear them much in summer since moving here, which is why they lasted as long as they did. Started patching them last year but the … Continue reading
“Quick-dry,” my ass…
This is my bedroom floor… …on which I laid the first coat of urethane 4 hours ago. And it’s still not dry enough to walk on, even without boots, for a second coat. Plus the smell is killing me. I … Continue reading
LB defends his home from the dreaded tourist…
Actually that’s Ian and his mom about a month ago, and LB was hoping they’d let him out and/or give him food. But whatever. I have learned something everybody already knows: When you raise livestock – or are standing in … Continue reading
I didn’t know any of these still worked.
I’ve been going up the plateau twice a day since last Wednesday to take care of T&S’s gardens and animals. Noticed that this one property I pass has tracking solar panel racks that actually sort of work. Morning: Noonish: Evening: … Continue reading
It’s official: I’m too out of touch to be allowed out alone.
My Jerry cans for gasoline are still all working, but all in all they’ve been a disappointment. I found myself in an auto parts store this morning on an unrelated matter and decided to at least see what plastic jugs … Continue reading
Where is Pol Pot?
History is dotted with bizarre revolutionary movements that found brief local success, generally through exploiting a power vacuum. They rule through wild promises and terror, first purging “others” they can demonize as looters and wreckers, then turning on their own … Continue reading
Picking paint always makes me nervous.
I can never tell from a paint chip in a hardware store what it’s going to look like on the wall. Then when I start to smear it on the wall it always always looks terrible. I have to force … Continue reading
You just want people to die.
Here’s something funny I stole from Claire’s Cabal.
Okay, that worked.
This has not been a great week for Lair construction. In fact it’s just been a bad week. I spent a lot of money on the wrong ceiling paint and so lost five days’ work. By this time I hoped … Continue reading
Aha! The Dread Terrorist Jack Daniels rises again!
Hee… Neighbours ‘thought man was terrorist’ for flying Jack Daniels flag They saw something, they said something. What could possibly go wrong? Y’know what would be funny? If you infiltrated one of those ISIS marches waving a JD flag. It’d … Continue reading
Today we will observe the Pursed-Lip Pecksniff in its natural habitat…
Feds ban listing ‘love’ as a food ingredient The Food and Drug Administration sent a letter to Massachusetts company Nashoba Brook Bakery on Sept. 22, rebuking them for, amongst other things, including “love” on the ingredient list for the company’s … Continue reading
QoD: Dangerously Futile edition
“Do you know what stupid is? Stupid is continually telling a large portion of the population that they’re the cause of all social problems, you hate them, they’re Literally Hitler and you wish them dead. And then telling them oh … Continue reading
I must like you, Ghost, or I wouldn’t do this.
First thing in the morning. Before coffee. WAY before breakfast. Before I feed the chickens, even. Ghost has never been my favorite dog – mostly because I’ve never been his favorite human. He was smart, quick, a very useful watchdog, … Continue reading
NRA to bumpstock users: While you’re under the bus, could you have a look at the ball joints?
NRA calls for ATF review of bump stocks, new regulations after Las Vegas shooting Utterly unprincipled, utterly cynical, and a relatively cheap way to give cover to their expensive politicians. Oh, but don’t worry. Trump’s on your side. Just behind … Continue reading
I despise Apple.
Never really had an opinion about it before. Do as you will as long as you don’t harm me, that’s always been my motto. Or would be if I started having a motto. Then a good friend gave me an … Continue reading
Check your water
We pump our own water out of the ground here, using a well Ian paid Big Bux to have drilled, with a solar powered DC immersion pump… …through a whole bunch of flexible pipe into a big water tank… …and … Continue reading
The guy in the Rich Uncle Pennybags costume wins the whole Internets forever.
Hee… Someone dressed like the Monopoly guy is photobombing the Senate’s Equifax hearing
I like coming up here…
It’s getting back down that’s a pain in the ass. Yah, keep your “big sky country,” Montana. My sky’s plenty big. There are two ways to get here: The short, rocky, nearly vertical way and the long round-about way. I … Continue reading
It’s all about the dog urine, baby…
LB got a treat this morning. Daddy came down the ladder and we went straight out the door. It’s gonna be like that all week. I’ve got two sets of neighbors out of state and they’ve all got dogs (and … Continue reading