66% of Americans believe I am a god and the only source of cheese in the universe*.

In other news, some gun grabbers paid for a poll which – surprise! – says that gun owners believe exactly what the gun grabbers have been saying all along. I am so shocked that I’m turning in all my weapons right now, including pole arms and kitchen knives**.

This poll’s methodology is so flawed, and its sponsors already proven so outspokenly biased on the topic, that I’m still having a hard time believing I even wasted my time reading the article. Unfortunately I do believe the poll will be shouted about by gun grabbers for the next decade as if every particle of it is perfectly plausible.


*The Joel and the Boys Policy Polling poll, conducted on behalf of TUAK Civic Action and the Center for Walkies and Treats, surveyed 3 Americans on November 20 with a margin of error of +/- you must be joking.

**This statement is not true. Which gives me something in common with the Center for American Progress, of which fact I am deeply ashamed.

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