They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
That “Colt” looks like a non-firing replica. I’d take the pepperbox and the single shot percussion if someone gave them to me or offered them for $5 or $10. But, “terrifying”? Only to the most pathetic of cowards. Which is why the headline writer deserves my contempt.
The British have certainly slid down the evolutionary scale since the Victorian days. There are a lot of good people out in the countryside though. I saw a Nat Geo program some years ago about British “preppers” and the two guys were out practicing with crossbows……
I’d be terrified if I absolutely had to count on any of those for my EDC. Interesting room decorations at best. 🙂 For some strange reason, I think the UK has finally lost the rest of its mind.
And to think . . . at one time this nation essentially ruled the world.
Sad, indeed.
Terrifying in that I might choke to death while laughing. But they are cool, and like ML said, they’d be great décor.
I’ve got more guns then that in my sock draw
Corey: where do you keep your socks?
5 of 6 look like paperweights.
My “arsenal” would induce a stroke in the headline writer as I have one actual rifle.
The gene that was of the “Thin Red Line” has defiantly been bred out. I remember back in the early 80’s when I was living there the joke was that anyone with get and go had got up and left.
“Don’t meddle with old unloaded firearms. They are the most deadly and unerring things that have ever been created by man.”
Mark Twain – Advice to Youth speech, 4/15/1882
More fun about the photo at:
http://www.twainquotes.com/Guns.html
🙂
Most of that stuff is actually legal to own in the UK, but turned in by people who don’t know what it is or don’t want to throw a gun-shaped object in the garbage.
Actually none in of those in the first picture are illegal in the UK. All are section 58, obsolete calibre or antique. You can but them at any militaria fair or antique market. The error metropolitan police are famous for confiscating such guns and then having to return them with an apology. They’ve even seized deactivated firearms and tried to charge the owners and been thoroughly embarrassed in court.