This has been a simulated denial of service brought to you by the good folks at Whatever Government Agency Frightens Joel Most. This has only been a test. If this had been a genuine denial of service Joel would be on a plane to Yemen or Orange County or someplace equally horrible for some quality tune-up time, and you’d know bupkis. Thank you for your cooperation, and behave yourselves.
WGAFJM: For Your Protection.