Better stay in your fantasy world, kids.

You’re asking to get hurt.

shaking-inour-boots

Question, though: Why did you have to “go to the mountains” to “train” to “punch nazis?” Couldn’t you have done that in your mom’s basement?

Either way, good luck with that. I suggest you study some Nancy Pelosi videos or something, so you can at least learn to make a decent fist. (snicker) Yeah, I pity the nazi fool who stands in your way.

er, they have guns, you know…

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15 Responses to Better stay in your fantasy world, kids.

  1. terrapod says:

    Oh my! Combined they might have the muscle to lift a 60 lb sack of cement.
    This has to be satire, Hope they never meet one lone hog rider or Chicago street urchin.

  2. Ben says:

    To be fair, there is nothing about riding a jog, or even about looking the part of a hug rider, that automatically makes one a tough dude.

  3. Ben says:

    Damn you Auto-correct! Make that “Hog ” not jog or hug.

  4. Alexander says:

    Some of these ¨guys¨ look more like women than men…puffy faces, potbellies from drinking their fair-trade, organic, non-gmo, social justice virtue signalling microbrews, and soft city-boy hands. Plus, that limp-wristed posture!

    Lest you think I impugn their sexuality, I do not. They just look like weak, dull cow-eyed, city-kids lacking all situational awareness who could not wield a chainsaw, or even figure out which end of the wrench to use.

  5. Joel says:

    Ever since I started using mobiles I have learned to hate auto-correct with blazing incandescent passion.

  6. Bear says:

    Alexander, With a little luck they’ll be confused about which end of the chainsaw to use, too.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Maybe that’s why they wear masks and black clothing when there at “work” Patrick

  8. Judy says:

    Shaking my head…My, my, aren’t you special, you can make a girly fist.

    They are a testament to the statement by the military that only about 25% of today’s youth are fit to serve.

  9. Mark Matis says:

    And that percentage, Judy is even AFTER they have dropped their standards to their current level!

  10. Bill T says:

    I have been seeing this all over. Not having a Twitter account have no way to check if it is real. But I have to say I am confident that my daughter can take them. I can’t imagine that really think they are a force to be reckoned with.

  11. Mike says:

    Soy Team 6… ready to spring into action after there visit to Starbucks.

  12. paulb says:

    I trump your fist with mine. I break bricks with mine. Try that with those. Takes a little more that an afternoon in the woods to do that.

    I is amazing how little they actually understand martial arts and the training that goes into it. Couch p.potatoes unite. They all need a good does of grow the fuck up.

  13. Johno says:

    This could be part of a clever ruse, so you underestimate the strength of the Tactical Cream Puff Brigade of Antifa. It could be, except they so well embrace that simpering guise. What a bunch of big girls blouses!

  14. I hear there’s lots of Nazis down on Colfax Ave. – usually about 2am any night of the week.

    Signed,
    The Forest Creatures

  15. UH1H CE says:

    Q. Which mountains did they train in?

    A. The Brokeback Mountains

To the stake with the heretic!