Bigoted gun bloggers mock indigenous FBI agent practicing his cultural traditions

Much vile right wing hatred has been spewed toward the Brave Agent of our beloved Federal Bureau of Investigation, recently recorded giving praise to the memory of J. Edgar Hoover in spirited dance.

Some have gone so far as to mock the Stalwart Protector’s taste in retention holsters, thus displaying their ignorance and contempt and attempting to belittle the cultural traditions of a Selfless Paladin of the Greater Good.

But we the staff and management of TUAK, here at the Secret Lair, are not so endarkened as to sneer at the ethnomusicological belief systems, repertoire, techniques, style and culture of our breakdancing overlords.

Indeed, it is a little known fact that the gundance is an ancient and honored tradition among worldwide peoples. Behold:

Our founder performs the traditional summer solstice gundance.

Our founder performs the traditional summer solstice gundance.


A local feminist troupe practices the well-known interpretive dance, "Death to Japanese Imperialism!"

A local feminist troupe practices the well-known interpretive dance, “Death to Japanese Imperialism!”


The world-famous AR-15 Chickendance.

The world-famous AR-15 Chickendance.


Of course the Dance of the Owen Gun needs no explanation.

Of course the Dance of the Owen Gun needs no explanation.


We could go on at greater and even more distressing length. Don’t make us do that.

As you see, the gundance is an ancient and honorable tradition among many widespread cultures, certainly not least of which is the Federal Law Enforcement Community whose very motto is “We’re the only ones professional enough to carry a gun.”

I hope this will serve as a reminder to the less enlightened that bigotry against others harms the bigot more than his victim. Unless his victim starts firing wildly into crowds of dancers. But even then it will only be a matter of quiet administrative discipline, if the shooter is an Only One. Because that’s diversity, and Diversity Is Strength.

Thank you.

h/t to BB and Claire

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3 Responses to Bigoted gun bloggers mock indigenous FBI agent practicing his cultural traditions

  1. Who...Me? says:

    And worse…if you look at the video the gun does not fire when it hits the floor but when the moron apparently sticks his finger on the trigger picking it up.

  2. Wayne Wilson says:

    That is just instinct..

  3. anonymous says:

    ‘An wave dem like you just don’t care’ !!

To the stake with the heretic!