Much vile right wing hatred has been spewed toward the Brave Agent of our beloved Federal Bureau of Investigation, recently recorded giving praise to the memory of J. Edgar Hoover in spirited dance.
Some have gone so far as to mock the Stalwart Protector’s taste in retention holsters, thus displaying their ignorance and contempt and attempting to belittle the cultural traditions of a Selfless Paladin of the Greater Good.
But we the staff and management of TUAK, here at the Secret Lair, are not so endarkened as to sneer at the ethnomusicological belief systems, repertoire, techniques, style and culture of our breakdancing overlords.
Indeed, it is a little known fact that the gundance is an ancient and honored tradition among worldwide peoples. Behold:
We could go on at greater and even more distressing length. Don’t make us do that.
As you see, the gundance is an ancient and honorable tradition among many widespread cultures, certainly not least of which is the Federal Law Enforcement Community whose very motto is “We’re the only ones professional enough to carry a gun.”
I hope this will serve as a reminder to the less enlightened that bigotry against others harms the bigot more than his victim. Unless his victim starts firing wildly into crowds of dancers. But even then it will only be a matter of quiet administrative discipline, if the shooter is an Only One. Because that’s diversity, and Diversity Is Strength.
h/t to BB and Claire