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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Brass in all directions…
One of the signs of a quality firearm, long or short, is a nice neat pile of brass consistently thrown in the same place. Or at least that’s what I always thought. My new Arex doesn’t agree. Yesterday afternoon I … Continue reading
Neighbor L thoughtfully delayed Water Day…
…and so today I drove the Jeep to D&L’s place and yoinked out the battery so I could take it to town. And now that problem has been dealt with, and winter cold won’t kill my aging Jeep battery. Embarrassing, … Continue reading
Harvest time!
This afternoon I found the first fallen pear, which wasn’t there this morning. So… I took down the fence so I could get a ladder in there and started twisting stems, seeing who wanted to come join me. And…well… The … Continue reading
Today was supposed to be water day…
I went out to the Jeep in plenty of time, loaded it up with empty water bottles and gas cans, and then found that I had stupidly left the switch on and the battery was dead. It was in fact … Continue reading
.44 snake shot
This review took a while for me to put together because it made me work, and because snake shot doesn’t particularly interest me – but I did promise to review the two types of shot that Generous Reader Eric sent … Continue reading
This is going to take timing…
I’ve been paying attention to the pear tree – last time it fruited I lost most of the haul because by the time I picked the fruit what hadn’t already fallen off the tree was bug-infested. This time I’ve been … Continue reading
I just noticed what I was doing, and had a chuckle at myself…
It has come to this… Periodically gathering up the Lair’s principal flashlights… …and replacing/recharging all their batteries. And it’s not like I have some weird flashlight fetish – I didn’t even know until years after I’d moved off-grid that there … Continue reading
Gotta leave in like fifteen minutes…
It’s Senior Day at the Palace of Food, which is not my favorite day of the month because I have to spend a lot of time in D&L’s truck and then half an hour or so in a crowded Safeway. … Continue reading
Happy Boi…
Water Day is not a happy morning for Tobie. As soon as I start messing with quarters and empty water bottles he knows the drill, and he goes to his bed and enters Sulk Mode. This morning was a bit … Continue reading
First world problems in the Gulch…
So late last month I got an email from my debit card provider asking if I’d just been trying to buy something while in London. I replied that, in fact, I had not. You probably know the tune: They cancelled … Continue reading
TUAK is being spammed…
No big crisis, it happens periodically as if the bots have a rotating list. The downside is that I always check the spam locker for legit comments that occasionally get wrongly dumped in there – if you ever had a … Continue reading
Oooh I hate this part…
I’ve been dreading this day since I first decided I was going to paint the cabin this summer… The original cabin siding was not of the best, and I put it up nine years ago. Only two sunny walls are … Continue reading
And that’s why I never throw random hardware away…
I was chopping tumbleweeds in Ian’s driveway when I noticed that my pistol appeared to have gotten awfully loose on my belt. Looked at my shadow, and… ALL the bolts had worked loose between the holster and the belt attachment. … Continue reading
Smile when you call me a fudd, but…
I am undeniably a boomer. And you know what young shooters always complain about old shooters… …we’re always stopping to pick up our brass. And it’s true. At least with me it is. Even brass I don’t load for. Yet. … Continue reading
Random Gulchy Moments…
Tobie normally kind of avoids my bedroom for his own reasons except in certain specific circumstances, like he needs the window overlooking the driveway or… …Uncle Joel is washing dishes. When I do that he almost always makes himself scarce … Continue reading
Fairly big rain last night…
Monsoon has been pretty predictable the past few days, with nightly thunderstorms but no real downpours. Last night was the heaviest rain so far, with my rain gauge showing .75″. Which is far from a record but enough to cause … Continue reading
Grandpa Joel seeks help syncing his Apple products…
Seriously, it’s a good thing (for the blog) I started the blog when I was sixteen years younger. There is a tangible inverse correlation between physical age and ease of operating any device that contains integrated circuits. Probably there are … Continue reading
The rise of Gulchendiggensmoothen!
Several years ago, after many and varied old-tractor troubles, Ian’s tractor’s injector pump got very intermittent and finally stopped working at all. It was just parked for a couple of years until July 2021, when… There was a great disturbance … Continue reading
A princely – and rather heavy – gift!
A Generous Reader sent me some ammo! Five boxes of 124 grain practice ammo, to help see if the Arex likes that better than 115 grain. Two boxes of .44 Magnum reloads and… Two different types of .44 snakeshot. This … Continue reading
I’m rich! Rich!
Oh, I hope she replies quickly! Can’t wait! Gave’er my debit card info too, just to speed up the direct deposit! Wonder who died? Funny thing, though – Lawyers may not know who both their parents are but most usually … Continue reading









































