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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Pear Butter: That worked!
I knew it was going to boil down to not very much. I wouldn’t know how much not very much was till I got there. I sterilized five jars and hoped I wasn’t being too comically optimistic… …and to my … Continue reading
Pear Butter: Here We Go…
I left the pears to soften up for five days and that may have been a mistake: Two different species of bugs had pretty thoroughly colonized about half of them. Quite a bit is going to the chickens. I was … Continue reading
It’s like he’s doing it on purpose at this point…
“Dammit, Tobie! I’ve had that brush for years!”
Once again I must ask the Babylon Bee to stop reporting the news.
FBI Rally In D.C. Ends Without Incident
Spam can be cryptic.
Points for brevity, at least… As so often happens when I receive business-style spam, I’m left wondering “what was the point of this?”
Remember the Great Gelsock Bleg of 2017?
I put this out here back then with great trepidation, since I hate asking for things in any case and I’m downright neurotic about expensive things. It ended kind of spectacularly. So spectacularly, in fact, that I never even unpackaged … Continue reading
Waited a few days too long on the pears…
Summer will be done before I know it. My field of high waving flowers has faded… …and I thought I was being relatively attentive about the pear tree. Unfortunately… …turns out I wasn’t being attentive enough. So when all was … Continue reading
Random Gulchy Moments
Busy morning. Toward the end of his morning walkie Tobie finally managed to bring a bit of juniper branch all the way home without losing it; apparently assuming I wouldn’t let it inside the cabin he immediately flopped down on … Continue reading
The current state of bread-making at the Secret Lair…
I bake every five days or so, usually well before I’m out of bread in summer because it molds before I finish eating it. Less often in winter, because it doesn’t. I’ve been doing this for most of the fifteen … Continue reading
Wanna see up a juniper’s skirt?
Tobie and I went on an unusually long walkie this morning. Beautiful day in a recent series of beautiful days, a little warm for comfort in the afternoon but pleasant in the morning and it seems we’re looking at Monsoon’s … Continue reading
Gad, this is depressing…
(This turned into another wall’o’words post. Apologies.) PREAMBLE: Longtime readers will have noticed that I seldom do political posts anymore. Honestly they were never anything but filler to help me fulfill the Post Every Day rule, which is hard to … Continue reading
impromptu wattle & daub
A quickie little project for D&L turned out quite a bit more difficult than expected. I think it might have been easier if I’d gotten in there before the mud dried, though it certainly would have been messier… A corner … Continue reading
Tobie was very pleased with himself…
Coming home from the Monday morning water run has become a bit of a stressful thing since Tobie decided he could chew and scatter whatever he wanted if Uncle Joel wasn’t home. I cleared out the lower cabinets and bathroom … Continue reading
Anybody ever can pears?
It has bugged me that, after waiting on the order of 10 years for this tree to fruit, most of the fruit will be wasted. Right? I mean they’re not going to be as good as commercial pears no matter … Continue reading
The Lair is too small for Fetch…
But Tobie does the best he can. He’ll go nuts with one of his toys for a while, keeping himself occupied… But sooner or later he’ll see if he can get me involved in the game. This is nothing I … Continue reading
Busy between t-storms…
Yesterday was a very pleasant day, in that there was never even a credible threat of rain. Unlike the day before. And, allegedly, this afternoon. So certain things that should have happened on Wednesday were moved to Thursday, like Battery … Continue reading
Walkie, first of September…
Rained off and on all night, a fact I know because I was awake for much of it filling tissues. So yeah, I’m really looking forward to a nice long walk first thing in the drippy morning. Tobie’s only real … Continue reading
I’ve rattled on about the range a lot lately…
…and then this morning Ian proved that it really does (very) occasionally show up on his videos. Only the first few seconds are really relevant to this post, but I’m still in love with the WWSD ARs so what the … Continue reading
Tobieproofing the cabin, one mess at a time
In hindsight this was all predictable and somewhat avoidable based on prior experience. Little Bear was not always a lovable puppy. But that was twelve years ago and I’d put all the chewing and property destruction out of my memory. … Continue reading









































