Congress must disarm all the sane people who didn’t lose their shit and kill a lot of people!

Right, I’m just going to turn the Jeep radio right off for the duration, so I don’t need to hear any more admiring paeans to the clueless schoolchildren currently being bussed around to repeat words placed in their little mouths in protest of congress’s inexplicable failure to punish all the people who haven’t shot up a gun-free zone.

This absurd re-iteration of the same old bullshit makes me so crazy I want to go off my meds, rip the AK and bag’o’mags off the wall and march right down to the…(ahem) actually it just makes me wearily change the channel. Because I’m not a crazy kid, and furthermore I refuse to accept punishment for something somebody else did.

But I am so sick of hearing it. So for the record, no. Your move.

I’m so tired of this hectoring “conversation,” in fact, that I can’t even think of any witty arguments for my own side. So instead, go read this…

A stray dog bit me. I demanded that all my neighbors’ dogs should have their teeth pulled.

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8 Responses to Congress must disarm all the sane people who didn’t lose their shit and kill a lot of people!

  1. Bear says:

    I had a quote from some months back. Where’d I put it…

    “Gun control” is like a dog bit your child, so you lobby for a law requiring all cats be declawed.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Awwwww . . . isn’t she cute, with her cool haircut?! Ya just gotta love the indignant outrage of the innocent/naive/ignorant child.

    Notice the lady to her left making sure she reads her script correctly . . . the lady who likely wrote the script?!

    I call BS!

  3. JoanOfArgghh says:

    Eh? I’m a bit shy about stakes and heretics, but thanks for the linky luv!

  4. John says:

    The “Elite” statists don’t care about the serfs. They seek the godly authority their (theoretical) great wisdom owes them. Free fire zones are good to this end. Then they get to blame the lawful armed as a dangerous threat. Disarming those who do not consent is prerequisite to control.

    Damn them to Hell.

  5. John says:

    ps
    About 1 March 2018, re- Patreon,
    “Landlady will be very surprised and proud.”
    If it happens, pictures and commentary too pls 🙂
    And then Joel, you might up the ante, in that your goals listed should be maxed out ?
    🙂

  6. Joel says:

    You’re right! Thanks for the heads-up, I’ll pay attention to that.

    You guys are going to make me work, hey? It’s only fair – at $100/month, the Patreon account replaces my most long-standing paying gig, now gone for more than a year and still mourned. You guys rock.

  7. Well said, Joel. I used to be able to write posts with that kind of verve, but alas, they don’t come to me any more.

To the stake with the heretic!