“Do you MIND?”

Landlady’s got three chickens, but her portable coop only has one nesting box. Which makes it a busy place.

And when I open it up to check for eggs, there’s very likely to be a chicken in there busy with her own concerns and unwilling to be disturbed. It feels a lot like that moment every guy knows, where he opens the wrong bathroom door…

I’m getting dirty looks from chickens now. I’m a disaster with women.

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You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.
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To the stake with the heretic!