Hmph. Uncle Joel is a fink.

Call this a doggy bed? Last winter it was twice as big! Sure, the other cushion is falling apart and Little Bear shat on it once. Stupid Little Bear. Look at him over there: Even scrunched over he’s taking up more than half. He’s just doing it to annoy me, he likes the cold.

If I could just con Click into coming here and snuggling with LB, I could get my big chair. Heh. I’ll bet she’ll do it. Pervert.

If Uncle Joel would only spring for some decent beds! How hard is that? He’s always doing things for those chickens, and do they care? They’re birds! I’d run away from home, but Auntie L won’t take me with her. Just dumps me back here on Sundays.

It’s not fair.

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You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.
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5 Responses to Hmph. Uncle Joel is a fink.

  1. Panhandle Tex says:

    LOL 🙂

  2. Landlady says:

    Aren’t there more cushions up in the barn? Thought I saw some on the upper racks on the dark side.

  3. Joel says:

    Yeah, right where I put them. I brought one down from the barn, hoping the dogs will find that adequate. The other one’s pretty torn up, and anyway they take up an annoying amount of floor space. I’m going to leave it like this for a few evenings, then double up if the friction continues. Ghost is really being a wuss. He gets all “That’s mine!” but his answer is to whine and give me the big brown eyes, like it’s my job to fix it.

    Which, I guess, it is. Come to think of it, Magnus used to do the same thing.

  4. coloradohermit says:

    Beats heck out of a laundry basket. Just sayin…..

  5. MamaLiberty says:

    I’m still trying to teach my new dog to bark at strangers… He’s progressed to barking once or twice when he sees his reflection in the bathroom window, and he sort of barked once the last time the UPS man was here. But when people actually knock on the door he’s silent as a rock – though his little stump of a tail is going like mad. He’s convinced that everyone loves him.

    Oh, and he barked once yesterday at a passing pickup truck. NO idea what that was about. 🙂

    Animals! LOL

To the stake with the heretic!