How much would I pay for an hour of Sandra Fluke’s time?

Honey, you seriously don’t want to hear the answer to that.

I should be saying something really snarky right now, but I’m speechless.

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6 Responses to How much would I pay for an hour of Sandra Fluke’s time?

  1. Buck. says:

    There are better looking hookers for less than $250 an hour and they will fuck you the way you ask for them to. They’ll also bring their own contraceptives.

  2. umm, durrr, uuhhhh,
    OOhhhKay!, BS in some liberal degrees with no merit and she calls herself an EXPERT STRATEGIST???????
    Ouch, the Hubris of the left has really reached new heights.

  3. Matt says:

    Minimum wage, no benefits, 28 hours a week, she’d still qualify for food stamps and Obamacare. Maybe she could learn to put fries in a basket and hit the green button.

  4. winston says:

    I dunno man, those overeducated fem-nazi gals can be the best lays sometimes. They’re so…repressed…

  5. It has a boyfriend? What sort of wimp in his right mind…oh yeah. I think I understand….

  6. Wyowanderer says:

    Depends…can I bring my video camera?

To the stake with the heretic!