I have actually had this conversation.

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6 Responses to I have actually had this conversation.

  1. Wayne Dygert says:

    Amen. Do want brioche, biscotti, scones, or avocado toast with that?

  2. Kentucky says:

    White, medium dark, crusts cut off, no butter!

  3. Zelda says:

    Me too. This gets funnier each time I watch it. Great way to start the day. But I need a plastic keyboard cover.

  4. TK421a says:

    It could be worse, in Greece if you want a simple coffee you order a “Hot Nescafe”. Otherwise, you may get an iced coffee or a Turkish style coffee that’s so strong and sweet it will melt your spoon.

  5. Beans says:

    Which is why if I want coffee I go to a darned gas station and pour my own and fix it exactly how I want it for less than $2.00 and it’s better than upscale-snooty-coffee-doucherie coffee.

    Pretentious twits. May Seattle burn in Hell for what it has done to just a simple cup of joe.

  6. Malatrope says:

    I never drink overpriced coffee, but this is the exact experience I get in every Subway I’ve ever tried to get a sandwich from. I don’t know how many times I’ve tried to explain to them that if they simply had three standard sandwiches you could order by saying 1, 2, or 3 that they would add at least 25% to their business, but they won’t listen. I ended up walking out a couple of times.

To the stake with the heretic!