Of course I’d have to move to NY to vote for him. The chances of this happening rival those of my being annointed by acclamation Grand Dragon of the Black Muslims.
But still – If I were in NY I’d vote for this guy, just to be annoying. Introducing, for your political pleasure, Jimmie McMillan of the The Rent is Too Damn High Party.
Also, I’m totally cutting my beard that way. Haven’t seen one of those since the ‘sixties.
ETA: Of course it’s still barely possible that the incumbents have a chance:
