I’ve gone to pay someone thousands of dollars to drive sharp objects into my eyeball.

Doesn’t make a lot of sense when you put it that way, does it?

Can’t say for sure but I’m almost certain I won’t be in much of a blogging mood when I get back. But I’ll check in as soon as feasible.

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8 Responses to I’ve gone to pay someone thousands of dollars to drive sharp objects into my eyeball.

  1. coloradohermit says:

    Good luck today Joel! Sending prayers, positive energy and good thoughts your way.

  2. Claire says:

    Yep, as coloradohermit says. Lots of us will be with you in spirit (despite being very glad we’re not with you in fact). This is a wonderful thing!

  3. Robert says:

    BTDT multiple times. Try to relax, follow the docs instructions and remember that drugs are your friends. Good luck.

  4. WolfSong says:

    Hope it all goes well and smoothly for you.

  5. LJH says:

    Sending good vibes.

  6. greg says:

    We are with ya Joel. May take a few days to totally adjust, but things will be much brighter. :)

    I know you will want to write a essay on the whole ordeal when you are better.

    Ditto what coloradohermit and Claire said.

  7. Buck. says:

    My mom jad it done a few years ago. She has a billion other heath problems but it went very well. You’ll be fine and glad you did it.

  8. Buck. says:

    “Jad?”…. wait up, Joel, I think I may need to join you.

To the stake with the heretic!