Well, I…don’t know. I honestly never…


I, um…


Y’know, after I betray the revolution and become president for life, the people who invented Twitter will absolutely be among the first against the wall.

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11 Responses to Well, I…don’t know. I honestly never…

  1. Anonymous says:

    Because M Henry appears to be a radical vegetarian and quite possibly also an idiot? Just guessin’ here. Also, bacon is food of the highest order. And I can afford neither a slave nor a wife, but I can afford bacon.

  2. MamaLiberty says:

    Hmm, I very much agree that bacon is good food.. but not only can’t I afford a slave or a wife, I wouldn’t want one at any price. Unfortunately, I can’t afford bacon either. sigh

    Only have one answer for these animal wackos… If you really believe that, why don’t you go kill yourself? Why do I have to solve your problems?

  3. Joel says:

    No, no, no, ML. They need you to BE their problem. Their acknowledgement of their own guilt makes them good, so they’re not the problem. Since there must be a problem and it’s not them, you’re elected.

    Got it? It’s so simple.

  4. jc2k says:

    What if your slave isn’t black? Is to okay to say “I shot my white slave”?

  5. Goober says:

    I will never, ever, in my entire life if I try, understand people that equate animals to humans.

    The only thing that I can think is that they are all, to a person, someone who has never been around animals, and got their “natural way of things” ideas from Disney movies.

    M Henry, you ignorant twat, the reason it isn’t the same is that your wife, and an african american person are PEOPLE, while pigs are PIGS.

    There is a pretty severe difference there.

  6. Matt, another says:

    Pigs are pigs, but some pigs are more equal than others.

  7. Tam says:

    I like Twitter; sometimes I come up with a way to make fun of hippies that fit in under 140 characters and therefore don’t rate a whole blog post.

  8. Buck. says:

    I miss bacon. I really really miss bacon. I have a hateful envy of people who can still HAVE bacon. I would gladly have all the vegan bacon haters die in fiery pits if bacon did not try to kill me. Did I mention how much I miss bacon?
    Because….. bacon.

  9. Bear says:

    I think y’all are reading too much into the bacon part. M Henry obviously isn’t a radical vegan suffering from neural maldevelopment (due to nutritional deficiency- meat-sourced fatty acids).

    Ol’ Hank is clearly a sick [—-] who wants to own and rape humans. And probably to eat them.

  10. Tennessee Budd says:

    Goober, what makes you think his black slave is from Africa? He could be an Abo, for all we know. I don’t even know if M Henry is an American, in which case the slave might be Afro-British.
    Just picking nits, & no harm intended–I just am really tired of the half-breed temr “African-American.”

  11. Goober says:

    Budd; me too. But its the accepted term that us non-melanin having dudes are expected to use.

    I don’t care if a man is German, Dutch, or from Antarctica: I see it as respectful thing to refer to him as he wishes to be referred. If some dude from Italy wants me to refer to him as a pastafarian, who am I to tell him he’s wrong?

    Germans don’t like being called Krauts, so I don’t call them Krauts. Black people don’t like being called black, or colored, or negro, or any of the other terms that used to be common: they’ve asked me to use the term “african american” and so I do, out of respect.

    Even if that term is, in my opinion and yours, wrong.

To the stake with the heretic!