Layers, people. For god’s sake. Layers!

Though this quote will have me chuckling all morning long, even at someone else’s no doubt painful expense…

“From a scientific stand-point, there just isn’t enough research into the causes of nipple chippage beyond the fact that it’s colder than a whore’s heart in church,” Acharaya said.

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3 Responses to Layers, people. For god’s sake. Layers!

  1. free.and.true says:

    Holy erogenous zones, Batman! I had NO idea that “nipple chippage” could even become a thing!

  2. Judy says:

    Good Lord! I only thought “nipple chippage” was for runners…and since I have never indulged in that, with my overly ample cleavage, I have never worried about it.

  3. Iyen says:

    That be a satire site.

To the stake with the heretic!