Little Bear’s Grave Marker Bleg

As you know the pet sematary part of Boot Hill where I buried Little Bear last month …

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is … how shall I put this … eccentrically elaborate?

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Landlady gets these from a little company called peternity, which unfortunately got its website hacked somehow and so this time she has been forced to back-door the transaction through Etsy. It’s going slowly…

I went to the Etsy page per your instructions, but my friend wants a slightly more customized version of the headstone similar to what I’ve had in the past. What he’s looking for is:

Small marble marker ($85), horizontal orientation
Graphic of a Newfoundland (either full body or head)
Engraving in Copperplate font:

Little Bear
2009-2018
Jeep Hog and Babe Magnet
Cats loved him, Coyotes feared him

So all I know so far about what I’m going to owe Landlady for the thing is that the base price of the marker is $85, and then whatever all the other fees are. Basically I need to come up with something in the neighborhood of $100. I’ll pay it regardless, but if anybody wanted to kick in a little to Paypal to help fit Little Bear into the neighborhood it would be appreciated.

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3 Responses to Little Bear’s Grave Marker Bleg

  1. doubletrouble says:

    Donate button goes to “[redacted]”… izzat you?

  2. doubletrouble says:

    I’ll take the “redacted” edit as a yes… done.

  3. Unclezip says:

    Joel, Big Dog (Grizz) and I cast for the $85.00. Hope it helps.
    Get a dog soonest. Hopefully not one of those little yappy chew-toys.

To the stake with the heretic!