No, seriously, quail are evil.

And if they don’t stay outside Torso Boy’s fence, he’s gonna…

…well, he’s gonna keep chasing them…

…while they contemptuously fly away.

Because he refuses to believe quail can fly. Which only proves they’re evil, I guess.

About Joel

You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.
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7 Responses to No, seriously, quail are evil.

  1. Ben says:

    Hey Joel, a brace of quail would make a nice meal for a desert hermit. Since shotgun fire is likely out of the question in your current location, figuring a way to trap or snare them should keep you occupied and un-bored for at least the next couple of days.

    You can thank me after your belly is full of quail stew.

  2. Zelda says:

    What Ben said but how to hide/dispose of the feathers, feet and blood before the neighbors see them.

  3. Kentucky says:

    Garbage bag, Zelda.


  4. Judy says:

    Two garbage bags – the first one to contain the evidence and the second to cover the bag that holds the evidence.

  5. Joel says:

    😀 This kitchen sink has one of those newfangled “garbage disposal” things the young politicians are always on about.

  6. Zelda says:

    And when the feet get jammed in the garbage disposal and pushing the emergency button doesn’t release them and you have to call a repair person to get the feet out once you see the expression on the repair person’s face you’ll wish you had stuck to the plastic bags. Garbage disposal is not an option.

  7. Mark Matis says:

    In case Ladddie gets bored with the quail, play this for him:


To the stake with the heretic!