Of the strange ways I find to make women mad at me…

Landlady: “I’ve got a bone to pick with you.”

Me: “Uh oh. What’d I do?”

Landlady: “When I come up here with (a guy she sometimes catches a ride with), I have to listen to Tom Clancy books on tape. I can live with that. But when I ride up by myself, I’m looking for blessed silence. Usually I get it. This time it was the @#$!ing Hero of Canton, all the way up.”

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3 Responses to Of the strange ways I find to make women mad at me…

  1. UnReconstructed says:

    omg.

    I was warned.

    earworm.

    ork.

  2. suek says:

    Heh.

    My old computer doesn’t have a sound card. And here I thought I was missing something!

  3. Joel says:

    Not so much, no. ;^)

To the stake with the heretic!